Rexella psychadela
2003-08-28 : 9:24 a.m.

Jack Van Impe has recently claimed that Condaleeza Rice�s office consulted with him on the Bush Administration�s �Mideast Roadmap�.

Now, Jack�s not all that tightly wound, but�could this really be? Are there really people that goofy in this administration? Admittedly, Jack does make for fantastic late-night TV, especially if you�re totally stoned. But he�s so self-evidently crazy, with his shining helmet of hair and his wilted, valiumed-out wife-cum-costar, Rexella.

Washington D.C�.what�s going on over there, guys?

Rexella talked about a regular feature in the �Van Impe Intelligence Report� (a publication to which I will be subscribing IMMEDIATELY) that monitors �Mark of The Beast Technology�. The MOTB Tech feature covers emerging human identification technologies such as implanted chips, biometrics, and barcode tattoos.

Now, why is it that no one but frothing rightwing crackpots (and I) can see what a terrible idea all this stuff is? It�s really rather horrifying to find oneself in agreement with Rexella Van Impe.

Oh, yeah. Rexella. Best name ever. That would totally be my drag name��Rexella d�Frottage�.

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