joining the freak show
2004-01-13 : 6:51 a.m.

Smoke free day 13.

It�s amazing what 10 solid hours of sleep will do for you. It�s 6 AM, and I�m at my office�but I feel great. I love being in the office before all my loud-ass coworkers arrive.

Those kooky neo-cons over at the Club for Growth are at it again, this time rolling out anti-Dean TV spots. Here�s the transcript from my favorite one. You can check their site, I�m really not making this up.

Off-screen Announcer: �What do you think of Howard Dean�s plans to raise taxes on families by nineteen hundred dollars a year?

Husband: �What do I think? Well, I think Howard Dean should take his tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, New York Times-reading�.

Wife (cutting in): ��body-piercing, Hollywood-loving, left wing freak show back to Vermont, where it belongs.�

Husband: �Got it?�

Where it belongs. Like Vermont is the National Latte Repository or something. I know when I think of Vermont, I definitely think of body piercing. Or maple syrup.

Oh well, it's almost 6.30. I better finish my latte and my bowl of sushi-puffs, put my nipple rings back in and get to work. It's a long commute from Texas to Vermont.

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