chainsmoking sluts
2004-09-10 : 7:01 p.m.

�Case Closed� is definitely the worst cartoon currently running on Cartoon Network�s Adult Swim lineup.

I have a profound loathing for any form of entertainment featuring clever children or sassy teens. Encouraging children to be clever and sassy leads invariably to smoking, sexual promiscuity, and drug addiction. I was a clever child, and I grew up to be a chainsmoking crackhead slut. So there.

This

obviously leads to this

and this

�Gogurt� also fits in this chain of causality somewhere.

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