heat stroke
2003-06-06 : 12:40 p.m.

Well, kids, it's summer...and that means (you guessed it) all my friends have gone right on out of their minds!

Bluering and Raineforest seem to be fine. Everyone else is bonkers.

What causes this? I have a theory that the heat causes our brains to swell and bruise in the summer months. This would go a long way toward explaining the historical lameness of the American South.

Still, today is a beautiful day. Almost beautiful enough.

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