anal probes and presidential mischief
2003-07-11 : 9:08 a.m.

Okay, I woke up at 4 a.m. last night. My bedside lamp was on. Which is no big deal, except�I distinctly remember turning it off before I went to sleep last night. Very strange. The aliens must have turned it on when they came to do my anal probe.

Or maybe I�m just going crazy. (Short trip.)

My office mate is listening to dance music again today. Please, someone, just kill me.

Three news headlines:

�Powell Says Americans Not Deceived on Iraq� (No shit. We knew Bush was lying about weapons of mass destruction all along.)

�Bush Visits Botswana, Pledges Money to Fight AIDS� (��While Slashing Domestic AIDS Funding In The US.�)

�U.S. Jobless Claims Remain at 20-Year High� (This recovery is really shaping up nicely.)

Thanks, George! You suck ass!

In other political news, I got my daily email from Howard Dean asking for money. I soooo wish I had never registered at that website. I mean, I love Howie and all, but jesus, he�s like a stalker. Leave me alone, Howard! As soon as I have money to give you, I�ll send it, trust me.

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