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less than perfect
Bitch Number One: Someone in the cubicle area outside my office is eating hardboiled eggs. I can smell them. I think I�m going to vomit. And then I�m going to find out who�s eating hardboiled eggs and write him or her up for being a nasty freak. I�m sure that�s in the employee handbook somewhere. Bitch Number Two: Our receptionist doesn�t like to transfer calls, because she doesn�t have peoples� extensions memorized. So she pages everyone over the PA system. [Beep beep!] �Will, line 2�Will, line 2!� Like ever 1.6 minutes. And for some bizarre reason, it�s always line 2. Bitch Number Three: George W. Bush still nominal President and mindless puppet of the Cheney-Wolfowitz NeoCon cabal. I need some coffee.
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