working with imbecils
2003-10-28 : 1:45 p.m.

OH.

MY.

GOD!

One of the people who work in the cubicle-farm outside my office has a calculator that beeps loudly. EVERY TIME HE PUSHES A BUTTON.

And from the sound of it, he's doing integral calculus over there.

And I'm about to go out there and kill him. I swear, I'll do it. I have a plastic fork in my desk.

Episode II: Phun with Tech Support

One of the Prevention Case Managers just came to my office to tell me that his monitor is blank, but the little button keeps blinking on and off. He made me go to his office to see "what's wrong with his computer".

What's wrong, you cretin, is that your computer wasn't turned on. Electrical devices require electricity.

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