give me stuff
2004-01-21 : 5:35 p.m.

Wish List:

1. The Director�s Cut/Collectors� Edition/whatever DVD of �Bladerunner�

2. DVDs of �Cowboy Bebop�. Cowboy Bebop is my new obsession. It�s sexy. It�s stylish. It has bounty hunters. It�s set in space. I love it. Hard.

3. �Aqua Teen Hunger Force� Season One DVD. It�s number one in the hood, G.

4. The �Alien Quadrillogy� (Incidentally, �quadrillogy� isn�t a word. There�s a term for a series of four works. I can�t remember what it is right now, but it has a Greek, not Latin, root.)

6. An 80� widescreen HDTV on which to watch this shit.

5. Most of all, I wish some of you would buy me the stuff I ask for. Andele, damnit! Feel free to email me for a shipping address.

Consumption Junction, or: What It Takes for Me To Leave The House Before Noon

2 10 mg Lexapro (escitalopram oxalate)

1 10 mg Claritin (loratadine)

1 200 mg Tagamet HB 200 (Cimetidine)

1 21 mg Nicoderm CQ transdermal patch

1 Target brand multivitamin

5 cups of coffee

Has anyone else noticed that penis enlargement product commercials are all of the sudden �okay� for prime-time cable ad slots? When the fuck did that happen? I�m flipping channels the other night (9 pm), and there, big as life, is Ron Jeremy�s ugly ass, chatting with some pornosluts about how size really does matter. And by �chatting,� I mean reading off cue cards. And by �reading�, I mean sounding things out like some gimp in a public school Special Education class. He�s hooked on phonics. And crack. The pornosluts were even more illiterate, which was superfun to watch. Anyway, I didn�t really have anything insightful to say about that. I just thought it was disturbing.

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