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Wish List: 1. The Director�s Cut/Collectors� Edition/whatever DVD of �Bladerunner� Consumption Junction, or: What It Takes for Me To Leave The House Before Noon 2 10 mg Lexapro (escitalopram oxalate) Has anyone else noticed that penis enlargement product commercials are all of the sudden �okay� for prime-time cable ad slots? When the fuck did that happen? I�m flipping channels the other night (9 pm), and there, big as life, is Ron Jeremy�s ugly ass, chatting with some pornosluts about how size really does matter. And by �chatting,� I mean reading off cue cards. And by �reading�, I mean sounding things out like some gimp in a public school Special Education class. He�s hooked on phonics. And crack. The pornosluts were even more illiterate, which was superfun to watch. Anyway, I didn�t really have anything insightful to say about that. I just thought it was disturbing.
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