the tragic misadventures of a total flake
2003-10-21 : 2:30 p.m.

From a chat I had earlier today. I am "adreamofsky". "igniteyourdream" is a guy I used to talk to. He seemed sweet at first, but alas, turned out to be about .000045 inches deep, as you'll see in the dialogue below.

�adreamofsky� hi :)

�igniteyourdream� how's you cat?

�igniteyourdream� your*

�adreamofsky� lol she's fine

�igniteyourdream� what's new?

�adreamofsky� nada

�adreamofsky� haven't talked to you in a while

�adreamofsky� what's shakin?

�igniteyourdream� my money make

�igniteyourdream� maker*

�adreamofsky� :-o

�adreamofsky� lol

�igniteyourdream� you?

�adreamofsky� just working a lot

�igniteyourdream� still with your friend?

�adreamofsky� nope

�adreamofsky� I've been very busy.....moved into a better apartment....got promoted to management....got a major raise

�adreamofsky� life is good :)

�igniteyourdream� good deal

�igniteyourdream� now you can support me and i can be a house husband -right?

�adreamofsky� hehehehe

�adreamofsky� riiiiiiight

�igniteyourdream� lol

�igniteyourdream� are you seeing anyone?

�adreamofsky� dating a bit

�adreamofsky� you?

�igniteyourdream� um... i was

�igniteyourdream� he was a couple of years older than i was

�igniteyourdream� and had one up on me on everything

�igniteyourdream� better body, better car, better job, better house, etc

�igniteyourdream� it was weird going out and having someone pay for me

�igniteyourdream� but that's not why we stopped seeing each other

�adreamofsky� no, i'm sure it's not.

�igniteyourdream� he had a thing for 15 year olds

�adreamofsky� how charming.

�igniteyourdream� i got the early warning signs.. but i didn't quite pick up on it until afterwards

�igniteyourdream� i had surfed his computer once and found some porn and had noted the guys looked a little young

�igniteyourdream� one night i went over because he said he had a present for me

�igniteyourdream� and well... his idea of a present was sharing this very young looking high school sophomore that had told us that he was in love with us about 5 minutes after being introduced to him

�adreamofsky� um

�adreamofsky� yeah

�igniteyourdream� needless to say... i left as soon as i figured things out

�adreamofsky� that's really amazingly and profoundly repellent

�adreamofsky� you ought to have called the police.

�igniteyourdream� i did

�igniteyourdream� since they hadn't done anything yet there wasn't reasonably doubt to arrest him

�igniteyourdream� just probable cause (which is quite good enough)

�adreamofsky� well I guess that just goes to show that the people who "have it all together" are sometimes the most undone.

�igniteyourdream� goes to show.. i'll never find the perfect guy

�igniteyourdream� *sigh*

�adreamofsky� well no, because no one is perfect. But I haven't had a hard time finding non-pedophiles

�adreamofsky� well, I better get back to work. These reports have to be mailed to the CDC tomorrow.... Good luck with the hunt for Mr. Perfect.

�igniteyourdream� bye

PS, I don't even have a cat. What a jerk.

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