an humble prediction.
2004-03-03 : 11:10 a.m.

Let me just go ahead and prognosticate this right now, so that you can all be amazed in October. The Bush administration will �capture� or �kill� (a.k.a. �bring out of prison� or �remove from cold storage�) Osama Bin Ladin right before the election. For some reason, this will excite the public (though disappointment would be a more appropriate emotion toward a man so busy pursuing a pointless war in Iraq and his irresponsible tax cuts for the rich that it took him three years to find Bin Ladin), and he will be reelected. Later, it will become known that this was all a hoax, but Bush won�t be impeached. After all, he will have only lied to the people and cheated in a (second) presidential election. It�s not like he got head from an intern or anything.

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